Mmm...sultry

For the past few days, I have been getting little itchy bumps on random places on my body. They look like minute mosquito bites, and itch just as bad. I have no idea what they are from.

Last night, in bed -

Me: *Trying to get comfortable, but just being itchy* "I am so full of itch!"
Zach: "...what?"
Me: "I am so full of itch!"
Zach: "Oh, I thought you said something else."
Me: "What did you think I said?"
Zach: "I thought you called yourself a sultry bitch."
Me: *laughing*
Zach: "Yeah, I thought it was odd for someone to call themselves that."